Hasko’s Diary: The Time I Tried Planting Potatoes in the River

Today, I got it in my head that “potatoes grow better with water,” so I decided to plant ’em right along the riverbank. Figured they’d get big and juicy with all that water nearby. Spent a good while diggin’ and plantin’, feelin’ mighty proud of myself.

But the next day, I go back to the river, and to my surprise, all my potatoes had “moved themselves” downstream! Couldn’t tell if I oughta laugh or cry.